Had to check.
Client: Oh, I saw your, what do you call it? Tumble blog?
Me: Am I fired?
Why do so many women choose to manufacture their appearance in this particular way (bleach blonde hair, tan, big boobs, tiny hips)? And why is a look that almost no one (save a few Scandinavians) has naturally the primary ideal of “hotness” in Western society?
Because it gets a LOT of attention from men when you look like a walking fantasy off the covers of Playboy and Cosmo. Suddenly, you’re not some photo, you’re there, in front of them, and they go crazy.
The woman finally understands!!!
- Mom: I saw Oma and Opa's wedding picture and it made me cry because I missed you.
- Me: Please don't say the words "you" and "wedding" in the same sentence when speaking to me.
- Mom: AHAHAHA (cough) AHAHAHA! I will be old and grey when you get married, well, not grey because I'll dye it, but definitely old.
Rented:
-Stop-Loss
-Be Kind Rewind
-The Bank Job
-Romance and Cigarettes
“ With Lauren Conrad, a whole generation of women see themselves in her.” Says Tony DiSanto, MTV’s exec VP of series programming and development, ”It’s almost becoming like a novel at this point, like this generation’s A Tale of Two Cities or Oliver Twist. ”
- “‘The Hills’ - They Shoot, Lauren Conrad Scores” from EW.com
Umm, no. It really isn’t.
(via libbylovesnyc)
Dr. Horrible - “On the Rise”
Perfect conflict.
I am proud to say that I have every line from Dr. Horrible memorized. Oh yes, I do.
My girl crush.
MINE TOO. I could not take my eyes off of her during Vicky Christina Barcelona. To be honest, I couldn’t take my eyes off of her AND Penelope Cruz.
Oh, NBC!
This photo is a screenshot of NBC’s new interactive game, “Guess The Swimmer by His Abs!”. I wonder if they’d even consider doing this with female Olympians?
How I get down:
Two cities.
Five comic book stores.
Seven Days.